Cuphead Ships I guess...

EDIT: Changed some things and added a new pairing!

WARNING: LONG DESCRIPTION AHEAD

*Deep breath* HELLO PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET it's me, Dancer and welcome to THIS!! _{(That was my would-be YouTube intro)}

Soooo... yeah, Cuphead has shippings too. You can't avoid 'em, k? It's not like shipping is an abomination to mankind. I mean, as someone who knows about certain ships that I, as well as others, could gladly do without, I personally think shipping is kinda okay. Like with a lot of other things, If done right, you could make something great! But I ain't writing no fanfics right now. I'm sharing my opinions on some Cuphead ships. If you ask me, I don't particularly care all that much about romance anymore, but there are a few pairings I've grown to like. But, of course, there are some I dislike. Here we go.

BrOTPs (saving the best for last)
-Ribby and Croaks
-The Root Pack
-The Carnival Trio
-Cuphead and Mugman (If you know me, I am SUCH A SUCKER for strong, family relationships! They're better than romance if you ask me! I am already in love with certain brotherly/sisterly relationships (Mario and Luigi, AU Red and Shadow, Toon Link and Aryll, etc.) and Cup and Mug are no exception! I love the good ol' fan portrayal where the Cup brothers are bestest friends as well as brothers! ITSO CUTE!! ITSO CUTE AAAAAAAAAA)

Ship It
-AngelCup (Cuphead X Angel) (You know about the fish girl, right? The one who's fishin' near the first Mausoleum and tells you about parrying and to stop spookin' the fish? Yeah... I kinda think she and Cuphead could be cute together.)
-GingerMug (Mugman X the Gingerbread girl) ("Wot I thought she was a donut hole" Nope. I heard that she a living gingerbread cookie. I know some ship her with Forkington, but I prefer this. Please respect my opinion on it. I respect yours! Oh, and it's one-sided because of my portrayal of CalaMug (read below). Later in their lives, though, this is the ship that ends up sailing. Sorry, CalaMug shippers. BTW, what should the gingerbread girl's name be? For now, I nickname her "Ginger". Not that clever, huh? To quote my friend, Hime, "I'm as creative as a bowl of soup!")
-CandyClown (Bon Bon X Beppi) (It's cute!)
-CarnaBerg (Cagney X Hilda) (Found myself liking it. I do wonder where it came from, but it's kinda cool!)
-Sally and her husband

Neutral
-Blind Specter X Legendary Chalice (IDK the unique ship name for it)
-Rolling Dice (King Dice X Pirouletta)
-HoneyFlower (Rumor X Cagney) (As stated in the image above, it's fitting. I just like CarnaBerg better for some reason)

Not My Thing
-Cuphead X Bon Bon (IDK the name for that one either. I never cared for it because of my portrayal of them Cups. I'll explain as things go on)
-CalaMug (Cala Maria X Mugman) (I like it but I don't but I ehhhh.....)

Gross
-Cup X Mug
-_EeughhKing Dice X The devil (Sorry, but no)

NO!!
-Cup X Mug

And now, I shall explain my whole portrayal on CalaMug. Despite there being two confirmations on how old our dish-headed friends are (MDHR said they're kidults and a writer said they're adolescents so basically, they don't know either lel), I like to go with the "kid fanon". Why? That's just how I am. SO! I like to portray CalaMug as a Spike and Rarity relationship. Even though he's a bit too young IMO, Spike has shown a silly little kiddy crush on Rarity and she kinda humors him with kisses on the cheek, but she's not looking for a romantic relationship with him. The same applies with the precious mug and pretty mermaid. However, Mugman will grow out of his crush as he gets older and finds a different girl more for him (the gingerbread girl). IDK, man, is that alright?

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